Well, two and a bit, although the French is rusty.NormanDunbar wrote: Q. What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A. British.
(Dilwyn excepted, he speaks at least two!)
Do what I did the other day and knock your toes on some solid furniture (I think toes must be nature's way for humans to find furniture in the dark), and you'll soon realise just how many languages you can swear in ...


